Becky the Dog Mom’s Sternocleidomastoid
Becky Smith, a 20-year-old vegan, self-proclaimed civil rights leader, hashtag activist, vegan, soy milk latte connoisseur, and dog mommy. Becky attended a hashtag rally with her skinny white boyfriend and her skinny black boyfriend (liberal cucks, am I right?).
F.A.S.T. Global Marketing – The Illuminati’s Shit Pyramid
Back around June of 2017, my contract was coming to an end with my current employer at the time. I was applying everywhere, swiping left and right. Shit, I made a LinkedIn account to apply for some positions listed on there. I was looking at regular office desk jobs. That’s when I came across “F.A.S.T. Global Marketing,” a total shit company that was handing out pyramids made out of turd.
Some people may have a hard time understanding Hindu lore. Trust me; it’s confusing as fuck! One of the confusing aspects of Hinduism (also known as Dinduism or Dindunothingeverism) is the whole avatar system in Hinduism. I’ve listened to many explanations, and honestly, none of them make any sense. A 5-year-old can develop a more […]
I may have a few screws loose. Otherwise, I would not be this intensely focused on the oddities of this song and its music video. From the title, lyrics, and gypsy artists, it all comes off as odd. It’s as bizarre as seeing a Chinese man with a black woman. You just can’t get over […]
Will Smith, a well-known cuck in the elite circle of people who enjoy a certain kind of pizza, had a little hissy fit at some pointless award show. This whole kerfuffle might be fake, as usual with most things in the entertainment industry. However, in the rare event it is real, let’s dive deep into […]
Despite the countless sanctions and invasions on Muslim land, people like to think of Muslims as mud-hut dwellers, sand naggers, and camel jockeys. You know the typical nonsense about how Muslim countries aren’t developed or uncivilized. Oddly enough, with all this criticism, non-Muslims to this day do not wash their assholes after taking a shit. […]
Aiight, peep this the fuck out… Becky Smith, a 20-year-old vegan, self-proclaimed civil rights leader, hashtag activist, vegan, soy milk latte connoisseur, and dog mommy. Becky attended a hashtag rally with her skinny white boyfriend and her skinny black boyfriend (liberal cucks, am I right?). They all wore matching shirts that said, “My vagina My […]
Dear whites, LGBTQRSTV, feminists, vegans, dog moms, Black Lives Matter, or any other Generation Z snowflakes, I am writing this letter demanding an apology for this blatant cultural appropriation and bringing awareness of today’s societal hypocrisy. Will Smith is a nazi, KKK, sexist, homophobic, Trump-supporting bigot! ANTIFA! ANTIFA! ANTIFA! Sorry, I’m just trying to sound […]
Back around June of 2017, my contract was coming to an end with my current employer at the time. I was applying everywhere, swiping left and right. Shit, I made a LinkedIn account to apply for some positions listed on there. I was looking at regular office desk jobs. That’s when I came across “F.A.S.T. […]
I tried to buy some diapers for my son off of someone on OfferUp because shitting isn’t cheap. Well, glad I didn’t go through with the sale because I too, would have been hashtagging “metoo.”
My money, my rights! If you Khazarian wizards can’t make good coffee or scones, I will take back that schmeckel. Yahoodi’s better have my schmeckels!
You’re driving in your hooptee with some fine-ass Puerto Rican mami sitting in the front passenger seat. She’s your friend Pacito’s sister, Clarita. Just like her name, the bitch’s intentions of being a dick tease and a hoe were pretty clear as soon as you saw her. Clarita is wearing a dress she saw some […]