Becky the Dog Mom’s Sternocleidomastoid
Becky Smith, a 20-year-old vegan, self-proclaimed civil rights leader, hashtag activist, vegan, soy milk latte connoisseur, and dog mommy. Becky attended a hashtag rally with her skinny white boyfriend and her skinny black boyfriend (liberal cucks, am I right?).
F.A.S.T. Global Marketing – The Illuminati’s Shit Pyramid
Back around June of 2017, my contract was coming to an end with my current employer at the time. I was applying everywhere, swiping left and right. Shit, I made a LinkedIn account to apply for some positions listed on there. I was looking at regular office desk jobs. That’s when I came across “F.A.S.T. Global Marketing,” a total shit company that was handing out pyramids made out of turd.
My money, my rights! If you Khazarian wizards can’t make good coffee or scones, I will take back that schmeckel. Yahoodi’s better have my schmeckels!
You’re driving in your hooptee with some fine-ass Puerto Rican mami sitting in the front passenger seat. She’s your friend Pacito’s sister, Clarita. Just like her name, the bitch’s intentions of being a dick tease and a hoe were pretty clear as soon as you saw her. Clarita is wearing a dress she saw some […]
The game we were all waiting for should have been Sony’s major announcement at E3. Except they tried to appeal to the western baijo bakas and decided not to show this and instead showed a bearded man with an axe killing shit. No, Sony, we needed this to be displayed. The west obviously needs to […]
Update: Warner Bros. Pictures and Toho totally checked this site out and ripped off my theory and turned it into Detective Pikachu. Fuck you guys, I want my schmeckels! Keep in mind Pokemon came out in the nineties, back when fathers were still around in their kids’ lives, and Amber Rose didn’t exist. So indeed, […]
So instead of explaining why this is a shitty game, I’ll just set out a scenario for you instead. John is a 35-year-old twat that spends most of his time on 4chan and Reddit. He lives with his single mother, part of the Odobenus genus, and receives an SSI income. However, as of recent, he […]
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This is Corey M., a fuckwad that likes beating his meat to animal porn. No, not your traditional bestiality porn, where a woman with significant daddy issues has said “fuck it” to life and decided to have sex with a dog. I’m talking about that furry porn. That Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails donkey-dick debauchery. […]
Carl Smith was doing ten years in prison because he had horrible parents. His father was a drunk and abusive twat who proudly wore his stained wife-beater shirt. His mother was also a drunkard idiot; however, she was the submissive drunk. She would inject herself with the “make-me-feel-good medicine” while watching the Maury show. Naturally, […]