Starlink – Battle for Atlas, Kill Yourself if You Buy This
June 13, 2017

Please fucking kill me! So instead of explaining why this is a shitty game, I’ll just set out a scenario for you instead. John is a 35-year-old twat that spends most of his time on 4chan and Reddit. He lives with his single mother, part of the Odobenus genus, and receives an SSI income. However, […]


How to Hook Up With IG Thots Using LinkedIn
March 7, 2017

Mi wi teach yuh ow to hook up wid women using LinkedIn fi get tha pum-pum. Hell yuh might even be able fi guh daggering wid yuh new pum pum companion. Dis magic take sum effort but di end result worth it, but kip inna mind dis a nuh fi find dat boonoonoonoos. Nuh be […]


Corey M. Might Be the Biggest Sonic Fan
February 17, 2017

This is Corey M., a fuckwad that likes beating his meat to animal porn. No, not your traditional bestiality porn, where a woman with significant daddy issues has said “fuck it” to life and decided to have sex with a dog. I’m talking about that furry porn. That Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails donkey-dick debauchery. […]


Safeway Cake
February 7, 2017

Carl Smith was doing ten years in prison because he had horrible parents. His father was a drunk and abusive twat who proudly wore his stained wife-beater shirt. His mother was also a drunkard idiot; however, she was the submissive drunk. She would inject herself with the “make-me-feel-good medicine” while watching the Maury show. Naturally, […]