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Abu Jareer
August 5, 2024

Abu America, also known as Abu Jareer, is the lone wolf soldier bridging Islam and the West… Nope, I can’t do this. Fuck this confused jiggaboo boot-slobberer. Let’s get straight into this. Abu American is a little bitchling who likes to larp as this alpha male, yet still requires his wife to be able to […]


The Toad Looking Poojeeta
May 26, 2024

Imagine being so self-deluded, that after years of catfishing, you feel confident enough to post barefaced and unedited photos of yourself online. This wild barefooted domesticated female Tarzan, Indu, didn’t realize that she actually ruined her catfish game. This domesticated poojeeta has a natural purple-hued lip akin to a person suffering from cyanosis. Our wild and jungly-looking poojeeta here looks like she hasn’t showered in […]


F.A.S.T. Global Marketing – The Illuminati’s Shit Pyramid
December 12, 2018

Back around June of 2017, my contract was coming to an end with my current employer at the time. I was applying everywhere, swiping left and right. Shit, I made a LinkedIn account to apply for some positions listed on there. I was looking at regular office desk jobs. That’s when I came across “F.A.S.T. […]


Risking the Sanctity of My Anal Passage Over Some Diapers
September 28, 2018

I tried to buy some diapers for my son off of someone on OfferUp because shitting isn’t cheap.  Well, glad I didn’t go through with the sale because I too, would have been hashtagging “metoo.”


Starbucks’ Afrika Bambaataa-esque Bamboozleness
September 20, 2018

My money, my rights! If you Khazarian wizards can’t make good coffee or scones, I will take back that schmeckel. Yahoodi’s better have my schmeckels!