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F.A.S.T. Global Marketing – The Illuminati’s Shit Pyramid
December 12, 2018

Back around June of 2017, my contract was coming to an end with my current employer at the time. I was applying everywhere, swiping left and right. Shit, I made a LinkedIn account to apply for some positions listed on there. I was looking at regular office desk jobs. That’s when I came across “F.A.S.T. […]

Corey M. Might Be the Biggest Sonic Fan
February 17, 2017

This is Corey M., a fuckwad that likes beating his meat to animal porn. No, not your traditional bestiality porn, where a woman with significant daddy issues has said “fuck it” to life and decided to have sex with a dog. I’m talking about that furry porn. That Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails donkey-dick debauchery. […]

Safeway Cake
February 7, 2017

Carl Smith was doing ten years in prison because he had horrible parents. His father was a drunk and abusive twat who proudly wore his stained wife-beater shirt. His mother was also a drunkard idiot; however, she was the submissive drunk. She would inject herself with the “make-me-feel-good medicine” while watching the Maury show. Naturally, […]